There’s nothing like the muse of personal experience to inspire. This is what men say and what they really mean…
I think you’re special, but… >> You’re just not the one.
You’re so beautiful and intelligent, yet… >> I had my fun, it’s time to let go.
Look, it happened just once… >> It may just happen again.
Call me later when you’ve settled down. >> You’re annoying me.
I can’t see you this week or the next. >> I’m just not that into you.
I’ll call you sometime. >> If I remember your name, I’ll call you.
Why are you wearing that? >> It makes you look fat.
Your friend is cool. >> I think she’s hot.
Who’s your friend? >> Can I get her number?
Let’s be friends. >> Let’s pray you don’t take out some vicious revenge plot out on me!
Look, the sex was fun. >> That’s all it was to me.
I don’t know where this is going… >> We’re over. Whatever it was.
It’s not you, it’s me. >> It is you. I just don’t dig you that much…
You got to move on. >> Leave. Right now.
I don’t know what to say. >> Stop asking! I have really no idea what you want me to tell you.
Why are you upset? >> Oh gosh, here we go for another two hours…
I’m tired. >> Please stop talking to me.
Sorry, I only saw your message/ phone-call now. >> You’re not that important to me.
Stop calling me. >> Stop calling…. For good.