You know you’re a Facebook stalker/ addict when…

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FB addict

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– you join groups just to get messages in your inbox

– you re-read old mail, print it and stick it in your diary

– you freak out when the friend invites stop coming

– you freak out when you have friend requests pending

– you message people who remove you as a friend, demanding why?

– you have several FB profiles

– you wake up and go to sleep checking for notifications

– you thrive on virtual invites, dreaming about ‘yes, maybe, no’

– all you see is blue and white

– you have more virtual friends than real ones

– you haven’t actually met half your virtual friends

– you check up on ur bff/ bf/ gf’s statuses, photos, comments

– you fight over FB

– you add terms like fml, lmao, btw, lol to every sentence, even when speaking

– you check FB when you gym, have coffee with friends, in the movies

– you read this! Lol! Btw I’m lmao. Fml! Haha!

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